A selection of memorable quotes from various characters.
- "I'm good...damn good." - Doctor Freedom explains how good he is at 'tracing ISP addresses'.
- "Chris Furner is dead" - Chris Furner reveals he is no longer a human.
- "From the minute I grab your throat down your teeth!" - Sammi Carter threatens the BBC.
- "Lawyer on retainer." - Matrixlord threatens legal action when his YouTube video is disliked.
- "Rabies sapphire" - A metaphor coined by Chris Furner.
- "I am suffering from post Star Wars Celebration depression" - Chris Furner
- "I live precariously day by day" - Chris Furner on his quality of life
- "And what can I say? 10/10." - Sammi Carter reviewing an episo' of Doctor Who.
- "Come on a Zoom cast, coward!" - David Aston invites a troll to debate him on a Zoom cast.
- "F*ck off! Cu*t!" - David Aston debating a troll in a Zoom cast.
- "Guilty people hide." - Mike D uses his detective skills to expose a hater.
- "I initiated the sex" - Mike D initiates an unusual transitive verb
- "I was the victim in all of this." - A good man.
- "Get a freakin life!" - Matrixlord addressing the dislikers
- "Is Gandhi still alive?" - Sammi Carter questions whether a 70-year dead man is still alive
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