Peter Hitchens is a conservative columnist who writes for The Mail on Sunday. He is also the brother of freethinker Christopher Hitchens, and frequently uses bizarre analogies. He famously likened abortion to massacre, and compared muscular liberalism to 'rigid jelly'. He also said he could carve a better Prime Minster than David Cameron out of a banana.

He is to debate Mike D on the topic of religion sometime in the future.

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