God is the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

Does God exist? Edit

Many intellectuals in the community, such as Mike D and Connor Farley, doubt the existence of God. It is speculated that they instead worship Satan, or even worse, are Atheists.

Evidence Edit

The 'intellectuals' fail to recognize the evidence for God, and will instead parrot the lies of Richard Dawkins, a false prophet for the fake 'religion' of Atheism. Evidence for the existence of God includes:

  • Stepping out in front of a car and not being hit. (This means God wanted you to live)
  • If God doesn't exist, who wrote the Bible?
  • Dog = God backwards. Coincidence?
  • Richard Dawkins is a liar.
  • Atheists are spiritually blind.
  • He just does.